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- RONALD DON'T LEAVE ME !
- Sorry - all good things must come to an end :(.
- But why ?
- Because I have a boyfriend.
- Who he is ?
- I have more than one.
- More than one ?

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User: Have you got your N.E.W.T.s ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much ?
Cleverbot: How much do you get?
User: 7 and you ?
Cleverbot: I want a serious answer.
User: I'm sirius I had 7 N.E.W.T.s.

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I got chill they're multiplying and i'm losing control !
Oh ok. What are you willing to tell me then ? Lol.
Cause the fire you're supplying.
Is it electrifying by any chance?

J'adore ce jeu

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User: I'm the son of god.
Cleverbot: Jesus Christ?
User: No Percy, Percy Jakson !
Cleverbot: Do you know Tyson?
User: Yeah he is my half brother !
Cleverbot: Really? But you are a computer. Who is your half brother?
User: I'm a demigod !
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am, the son of Poseidon, the god of the sea and my mother is humain ! I love her so much.
Cleverbot: Did you just call me a little lost lamb?
User: No, but I love eat lost lamb !

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The marauders are not pokemon.

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User: Have you got the Marauders map ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I lost it ! James gonna kill me !
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Shit ...

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User: Remus is my boyfriend !
Cleverbot: Ah well that is different.
User: I'm with him in secret !
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Remus ?
Cleverbot: I like chocolate.
User: Remus is like chocolate ! I love him so much.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: I don't know ... I like Potter too.
Cleverbot: Potatoes in soup are also delicious.
User: Yah but it's different.
Cleverbot: Yes, and very good if you want to start a fight with someone.
User: Oh I didn't know that !

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Cleverbot: Do you know Marvin?
User: Marvin ?
Cleverbot: Marco.
User: Marco Polo ?
Cleverbot: Polo...
User: He discovered country !
Cleverbot: No, that's Issac Newton.

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User: Yes I have always right !
Cleverbot: Oh I see. And do you like being male?
User: NO !
Cleverbot: I think you do.
User: Why do you think that ? It's ridiculus !

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Oh sorry.
That's okay. I forgive you.
I would to be at Gryffindor's house!
Mmm.
But im at Slytherin.
Asgard's better.
No.
What do you think of Elvis Presley.
He is better than Bellatrix Black.
What do you think about Batman?
He is more clever than Rodolphus Lestrange
My future cousin in law -.-.
Lol.
It's not really funny he is not nice!! he is a killer.
True.

No Im Sirius Black's brother.
I'm scared.
Why?
Because the world will end.
Because of Sirius Black? I agree ^^.
Do you know mt brother?
Who?
Arriana.
Are you Albus Dumbledore? :O.
No, I am Harry Potter.
Potter !! -.-.
How about team Ron Weasley?

Il part dans tous les sens lui -.-

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User: I'm in love with Peter Pan.
Cleverbot: If you are in love with the wrong man, you should tell him. I'm sure he would understand!
User: But he is the one !
Cleverbot: Harry Potter is the chosen one.

j'adore !

Regulus a écrit:

What do you think of Elvis Presley.
He is better than Bellatrix Black.
What do you think about Batman?
He is more clever than Rodolphus Lestrange

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Do you know "Le flic de Shangai"?
Yes.
Im wathing it :D :D Haha I acted like a muggle :O.
Nooooo you are a robot.
-.- thanks.
You are welcome.
Im not a robot, im a student of Hogwarts.
Then you're a girl too?
No :O.
Yes you are.
-.- and I suppose I am gay? :O.
No I am not.
Im not gay too :O.

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Cleverbot: Where would you go ?
User: In Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: Where is hogwarts.
User: Are you a Muggle ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, fuck your life dude.

Siobhan J. Montgomery a écrit:

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Cleverbot: Where would you go ?
User: In Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: Where is hogwarts.
User: Are you a Muggle ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, fuck your life dude.

génial !

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Cleverbot: Hello, kelly.
User: I'm not Kelly, I'm Siobhan Jezabel Montgomery. You should remember that name, lord Voldemort, because I'll be the strongest witch in the world.
Cleverbot: I know that.

Même Voldy le dit !

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User: Are you in love with you ?
Cleverbot: Yes totally

En fait tu vas là http://cleverbot.com/
Tu parles avec la machine et tu publie les discutions bizarre que vous avez x)

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Cleverbot: Do you know music?
User: Which music ?
Cleverbot: Don't you hear it?
User: No. Sorry, but I think that you are crazy.
Cleverbot: No no no, I'm good like you.

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User: I am the future founder of a sect of blondes.
Cleverbot: So what's my name if you're the future me?
User: No, you will be my sub-fife.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.

Je vaincrais un jour, je vaincrais ..

Les rousses peuvent venir dans ta secte ?

J'ai trop d'la chance !

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User: Do you like me ?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like me ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well I don't like you either

Serait-il susceptible ? xD

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User: I don't want to do my spanish lesson.
Cleverbot: Then don't do it.
User: But I have to ...
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Really ? But if I don't do it I have to stay in high school one year more.
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: Really
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But I have two test to pass today in spanish !
Cleverbot: Do you have any dogs?